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Is it just me who seems to wear particularly unlucky shoes or does anybody else have two left feet when doing the dog turd two-step?

I've heard rumours that ilkley is picturesque, but everytime I go out for a walk I spend most of my time staring at the pavement.

In the past two months, despite exercising great caution, I have managed to get fouled up twice.

Maybe the folks here are just too good to be able to clean up after their pets.

I see someone (parish council?) went to great lengths to lay a new path by the river adjacent the cometary, but already it has deteriorated into a brown run.

I think it might be a good idea for these 'special' police constables to get tracking all dog owners covertly, and to anyone seen not being a responsible dog owner issue an ASBO and 'one to the knee' - That'll learn 'em!!!




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In 1908 a chap with a bucket would be on hand for the veggy rose manure.

Regarding Mut Muck, the chaps in BMDC don't like removing it. However if you go to Otley they have all the Mut Muck bins they want. I suggest having a word with the chap who runs Leeds Rd Pet Shop.

At risk of upsetting Bertie, on second thoughts I don't want him to do himself an injury lifting bricks, but if one authority can provide Mut Muck bins, I'm sure BMDC can too .

In 19th century London it was called 'pure' and collected and sold on to tanners for treating leather. The people collecting it were not known for health, wealth or happiness.

This makes my bloody blood boil!

The dirty, stinking, filthy, disgusting swine who allow their canines to befoul public areas, then don't clear it up are beneath contempt...

It makes me feel physically sick just to even think of treading in it, let alone the thought of a small child tripping over face-first into a pile of dogsh.

The stench... The steam... That's it, I'm off to chunder!


Some Dog Sh1t, Yesterday

I hate the dog owners who let their dogs crap all over the footpaths and play areas. Inconsiderate 4rs3h0l3s .
I appreciate the ones who take a bag to clear it up, be withhold a special hatred for those who take a bag, clear it up, then leave the bag by the side of the path. Grrrrr.


mcnab: I thought the sight of all the schools and bands negotiating the pile of steaming horse dung was an absolute classic!

How come you never see white dog p00 these dayzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

If I went around painting it white do you think I woould get an Arts Council grant?

The Brigadier wrote:

QUOTE:
How come you never see white dog p00 these dayzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Demise of National Service, Brigadier.
You of all should know.

If it don't move, talk or s***, then paint it laddy!
Just think of all that white coal we used to see around
York, Catterick and other noble military abodes.