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oggit : Wonder how good the Gusset's sports sleuths really are..?
IMOR : ....what's wire free? some form of banking perhaps....
deepblue : Jasper. You can go home again. The taxpayer (us) is giving the banks Â£50bn to lend back to us - all's well again!!!!
Jasper : Jeesh, its freezing wet up here, dark as well, and the wire-free's none too reliable. I think I'll trudge over to Silver Wells Cottage to beg a mug ofcocoa.
IMOR : ...as long as you don't hang your washing out...
deepblue : Me too. Do you think i will be allowed to put my allotment shed up there
Jasper : So, the banks are in the mire. I'm off to White Wells area tomorrow to stake out my self-sufficency plot.
IMOR : Does anyone evey complain about the gas expelled by vegans over the coarse of a month? Sounds like a load of baked beans.
King Cogidu : Good lord - I hope the Brigadier and chums saw them off sharpish with a tickle from the blunderbuss!
Thorndyke : 2 Megaphones, one banner, 4 vegans (2 holding banner-"ban grouse shooting on IM) Other 2 doing a rap: Ist Rapper " Ann Cryer, Bradford MC" Other rapper(wearing cut offs to display 'vegan' tattoed in gothic lettering on calf 'leave our fethered friends be" repeat